- Mom: Have u been seeing any girls lately?
- Me: Uhh no, why would I need to do that? There are thousands of Croatian women online just waiting for me to message them!
- I couldn't resist this was just too hilarious
May 2012
19 posts
Ok, so it started as me doing Spring Sing again. I was with a smaller group, but they used the same costumes as the previous year. I kept messing up the lyrics because the group was so much smaller and no one was singing. So the director changed the lyrics to whatever I sang because I was the loudest. The weird thing about this is we weren’t practicing in the Benson, we were at a campground or something, and we could see all the other groups practicing too. I remember i had a necklace wrapped around my wrist, it was cutting off my circulation, so I took it off. The director made everyone do that too. It’s almost like I was a director without even knowing it.
So, next Nicholas’s (my boyfriend) whole family came to see me in Spring Sing except for Nicholas. Then they took me back to where they live. We were going in to church which involved climbing over a bunch of little fenced off areas when a weird old guy handed me a leather bible and showed me how his dog sniffed the leather. I noticed that on the back it said Cheep Leather Bible, so I showed it to the guy and he said “I don’t like how it says it twice.” It only said it once. He then gave me his dog. It was a rather sickly looking dog and very old. At this point, Nicholas’s whole family had already went inside the church and left me behind, so I picked up the dog and put it into one of the fenced off areas. I gave it a bowl of some weird looking water/milk/food mixture. I don’t know where I got it, it just sort of appeared.
I go inside the church. It is huge. I’m trying to find the auditorium where the sermon and service would be at. Come to think of it, they never told me what we were there for and I don’t believe it was a Sunday or a Wednesday. I see a kitchen area and some couches, there are people playing board games and eating popcorn. I walk by some empty classrooms, a nursery full of children, and I see an auditorium thing. The problem was, the auditorium was blocked off. I saw the pews, but it was segmented off with sheets or something. So I go in and I see everyone was wearing yellow. I thought to myself that it was very very strange. I walked in farther to see that it was a graduation, and even more to my horror, I could see myself in the screen so that people in the back could see. One of the graduates saw me and she said “Is your wife always right?” (I’m a girl). I quickly turned around and started running. A pregnant woman started chasing me and hurling insults at me. She pushed me into the doorway, but I quickly ran. She then zoomed in front of me somehow and I dodged her. Then she pushed me from the side into a window.
Then I woke up. I never found Nicholas or his family. Haha!!
If Obama really supported gay marriage, why did it take him 4 years to decide. He’s just brown-nosing for votes. (No racism intended, but I find that very funny.)